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Trainspotting - Random Poem by ~sirbrak:iconsirbrak:



[The original]

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family.
Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance.
Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisurewear and amtching luggage.
Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking jung food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life.
--- Trainspotting


[Computer Output]
Trainspotting Choose a starter home, nothing more
than an embarrassment to replace yourself. Choose
leisurewear and dental insurance. Choose a fucking
big television, nothing more than an embarrassment

to the selfish, choose washing machines,
cars, fucked up brats you are on
that couch watching mind-numbing, stuffing fucking big
television, pishing your mouth. --- Trainspotting

Choose rotting away at the end of fucking
fabrics. Choose leisurewear and wondering who the
fuck you are on hire purchase in a
three-piece suite on a Sunday morning. Choose

life. Choose your friends. Choose fixed
interest mortgage repayments. Choose your future.
Choose sitting on a three-piece suite on hire
purchase in a career. Choose rotting away
©2003-2009 ~sirbrak
:iconsirbrak:

Author's Comments

First random poem genereated by me Random Poetry generator.
It reads in the the opening monologue(sp?) from Trainspotting (GREAT MOVIE) and re-writes it using two Linked Lists and a weighted random, and a few other things...
Much appreciation for my roomie david who helped a lot on it.

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:iconsevennation-army:
that's cool as.
The poem at the start/finish of trainspotting is one of the best bits of the film.
xD

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I AM THE WALRUS
:iconhexagram-x:
Wicked. I have a shirt with that written on it :)
:iconkuncsaft:
trainspotting is the bible:P

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...because my ideas are bulletproof
:icongarciachinchilla:
wow, does the word "f*ck" come with the generator?

Pretty nice criticism. Keep it up!

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Smile, It's Free!
:icongruntxie:
wow incredible :O

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Because I wanna
:iconxxxlollyxxx:
I love trainspotting

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March 4, 2003

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